Tuesday Night Rush (Oct 16 2012)

[Casius Pendragon]

[As CPW Tuesday Night Rush comes on the air we see a little video vignette of the ending of CPW Saturday Night Dynamite where the tag team know as Second 2 None wins the CPW Tag Team Championship.]

Rhino Molson - This is just awfull! Scotty Maverick is being double teamed!

[Scotty Maverick spinning mule kicks Jay Fox. Scotty Maverick tags in Bobby Rose . Bobby Rose stands up. Spinning neck-breaker from Bobby Fox takes Bobby Rose down. Bobby Rose gets up. Bobby Rose hits him with a back fist. Bobby Rose nails Bobby Fox with a belly-to-back suplex. Bobby Rose climbs to his feet. Now Bobby Fox is standing. Jay Fox tagged in by Bobby Fox . Bobby Rose fist drops Jay Fox on the mat. Now Bobby Rose is standing. Jay Fox gets hit with the shooting star press from Bobby Rose . Billy Ford counts the pin. ...1 Jay Fox escapes. ]

Byron Dudley - Bobby Rose should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Jay Fox moves back to his feet. Jay Fox hits Bobby Rose with a single arm DDT. Jay Fox gets back to his feet. Jay Fox runs in and leg drops Bobby Rose . Bobby Rose gets back to his feet. Bobby Rose hits Jay Fox with an atomic drop. Bobby Rose fist drops Jay Fox on the mat. Bobby Rose is up again. Jay Fox gets up. Bobby Rose executes a neck breaker. Bobby Rose catches Jay Fox in a backslide and goes for the pin. Billy Ford counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Ernie Grant - The winners of this match, and new CPW Tag Team Titles champions, Second 2 None !!!

Rhino Molson - What a match !!! We have our very first CPW Tag Team Champs in the team of Scotty Maverick and Bobby Rose aka Second 2 None.

Byron Dudley - Many people did not give them a change in hell to win but they beat two very good team here tonight in the Midnight Strikers and The Fox Bros to be crowned the first ever CPW Tag team Champs.

Rhino Molson - Lets not forget that they are the first champions of any kind here in the CPW. That is awesome for them.

Byron Dudley - Yes it is. But the big questions now becomes who will beat the new champs ? And will they be beat ?

Rhino Molson - I guess we will have to find out. Tune in this Tuesday night when CPW comes to you live from the McLeod Center in Cedar Falls , Iowa. Until then CPW.

[The cameras fade to black as the new CPW Tag Team Champions are celebrating in the ring.]

[The vignette stops playing and the cameras inside the McLeod Center in Cedar Falls , Iowa come on and show the awesome crowd on hand. They pan around the arena and stop at the CPW Announce Desk where we see the CPW announce team of Rhino Molson and Bryon Dudley.]

Rhino Molson - Hello CPW fans and welcome to the McLeod Center in Cedar Falls ,Iowa for the very first CPW Tuesday Night Rush. I am Rhino Molson and with me as always is my broadcast partner Byron Dudley.

Byron Dudley - Thank you for the intro I guess but you could have done it better.

Rhino Molson - Are you ever happy about anything that anyone ever does for you Byron ?

Byron Dudley - Nope !!!

Rhino Molson - Wow !!! Is all I can say about that last comment.

Byron Dudley - It is what it is Rhino.

Rhino Molson - We have 5 great matches scheduled for you to see here tonight.

Byron Dudley – Yes we do Rhino my boy. And I say we talk about those matches.

Rhino Molson – Ok up first will be the 1-0 The Annihilator vs the 0-1 Nick Morgan.

Byron Dudley – Well The Annihilator beat Trayvon Hill on Saturday by making him tap out and Nick Morgan lost to Adolf Von Schmidt win he was pinned.

Rhino Molson – Lets also not forget that in that match between Von Schmidt and Morgan that Von Schmidt cut Morgan’s head wide open with some kind of a blade causing Morgan to beg for a steel cage match this Friday on Force. The question is will CPW ownership give Morgan what he wants ? Maybe we find out tonight.

Byron Dudley – The 2nd match will be the 1-0 “Mr. Marvelous” Johnny Desire vs the 0-1 Trayvon Hill.

Rhino Molson – Trayvon Hill lost his match against The Annihilator by tap out. While Johnny Desire made his opponent “Babyface” Bart Cassidy tap out as well. Hill will have to step up his game if he wants to beat Desire.

Byron Dudley – Well in my opinion Desire will make Hill wish he never became a pro wrestler. And wish he stayed in Missouri.

Rhino Molson – The 3rd match will be the 0-1 Arrion Crews vs the 1-0 I.M. Drunk.

Byron Dudley – Crews lost to the Native American sensation Thundercloud via pinfall while I.M. Drunk beat “The Russian Assassin” Viktor Romanov via DQ.

Rhino Molson - I.M. Drunk was lucky that Romanov did not kill him. While Crews just could not get anything really going against Thundercloud. Many people believe that this could be a good match if both men show up at 100%.

Byron Dudley – The 4th match will be the 1-0 Thundercloud vs the 0-1 “Babyface” Bart Cassidy.

Rhino Molson – Thundercloud look very very good in his match against Arrion Crews. He proved to me he belongs in the CPW. On the other hand Bart Cassidy did not look so go in his match against Johnny Desire.

Byron Dudley - The problem with Cassidy is that he let Johnny Desire get in his head and that was his down fall. Thundercloud on the other hand prove how resilient he could be and how much talent he really has.

Rhino Molson – The main event match will be the 1-0 Adolf Von Schmidt vs the 0-1 Viktor Romanov. This match has a lot of factors that have caused it to happen.

[ A video vignette of the little spat that went down between Adolf and Viktor at Saturday Night Dynamite begins to play.]

We return from commercial and see wee Adolf Von Schmidt in the ring waving a half USA, half China flag chanting

Adolf Von Schmidt - USA SUCKS MANY SUCKS!!

[The crowd boos]

Adolf Von Schmidt - United States of China! Sucks Many Sucks!

[The crowd boos!]

[We then see Viktor Romanov charging to the ring]

Viktor Romanov - Who do you think you are Von Schmidt!?

Adolf Von Schmidt - I am Adolf Von Schmidt you idiot!

Viktor Romanov - You leaves these idiot American's alone!

Adolf Von Schmidt - Stupid Americans!

Viktor Romanov - Idiot Americans!

Adolf Von Schmidt - Stupid Americans!

Viktor Romanov - They hate me more!

Adolf Von Schmidt - No they hate me more!

Viktor Romanov - They hate me more!

Adolf Von Schmidt - No they hate me more!

Out of nowhere I'm Proud to be an America by Lee Greenwood hits the PA system Romanov and Schmidt stop yelling and look up the ramp, and out walks a man wearing a USA theme singlet and boots he has a microphone in hand.

Man - SHUT UP! My name is, "American Made" Sage Abbott. CPW's newest talent. You two waste of time foreigners, need to listen up and listen up good. You two are two perfect examples of why women should use birth control. You two have no respect for this country. You two wanna argue who hates who more? Well I got news for you, it doesn't matter. You're on American soil, and I'm now here to kick both your asses!

Security runs out before anything can happen.

[The video stops and the camera comes back on in front of the announce desk. ]

Rhino Molson – Well it looks like we have an old fashion international feud going on here.

Byron Dudley - You think ? Damn we have a man from Russia, one from Germany and one from the United States. This is not going to be good. This is only going to get crazier and crazier before it all comes to an end. Believe me when I say this. History in pro wrestling has shown us this.

Rhino Molson – Well lets go back stage with Sydney who is standing by back stage.

[Casius Pendragon]

Sydney – Thank you Rhino and Byron. I am back stage here with The Annihilator where he is about to go to the ring to face Nick Morgan in a one on one match.

The Annihilator – That’s right Sydney. Nick Morgan in just a few minutes from now I will walk down that ramp and down to the ring and wait for you to get in that ring so that I can destroy you. This past Saturday Night Trayvon Hill learned the hard way just what I am capable of. Soon my friend so will you.

Sydney – Many people believe that you are going to be crowned the very first CPW World Champion. What do you think about that ?

The Annihilator – I say you people are right. Just look at me. Who is going to stop me ? After this match I improve my win/ lose record to 2-0 and not very many CPW superstars can say that. I am and will be the CPW World Champion. Now excuse me why I make my way to the ring.

The Annihilator walks away.

Sydney – Well there goes a very large confident man. I feel bad for his opponent tonight. No over to Kyle with Nick Morgan.

The camera fades out then comes back on with Kyle Douglas with Nick Morgan.

Kyle Douglas – That’s right Sydney I am here with Nick Morgan who is still recovering from his injuries he got in his match on Saturday with Adolf Von Schmidt. Nick this past Saturday you where cut wide open by Adolf Von Schmidt and now you have to go to the ring and face the 460 lb monster The Annihilator. What are your thoughts about all this ?

Nick Morgan – Well Kyle I have to say that my head still hurts from where that damn German Adolf Von Schmidt cut me open with the blade he somehow found at ringside. Adolf I hope that sometime tonight CPW Management comes out and tells us that we in fact will have a cage match on Friday. If we do I will get pay back.

Kyle Douglas – What about your opponent for tonight The Annihilator ?

Nick Morgan – I know that many of you think that The Annihilator is a very big man and he can beat me any time he wants. I am here to tell you that your wrong. He can’t and will not beat me tonight. I am going to do what most people think I can’t do and that is pin him for the 1.. 2.. 3.. in the middle of the ring. So I will see you very shortly pal.

Morgan walks out toward the ring to face his opponent The Annihilator.

Kyle Douglas – Well you have to admire his spirit. Good luck kid. No back to you guys Rhino and Byron.

Rhino Molson – Well it sounds like the kid is ready to go.

Byron Dudley – He better be ready because if he is not The Annihilator will send him straight to his maker. Now up to the ring to the CPW ring announcer.

[Casius Pendragon]

The Annihilator vs. Nick Morgan (Standard Match)


Ernie Grant - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 460 pounds, from Heel's Kitchen, The Annihilator!!! (crowd boos **)

[The Annihilator comes to the ring. ]

Ernie Grant - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Columbus, Georgia, Nick Morgan!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Nick Morgan walks to the ring. Lenny Parker is the referee for this contest. The Annihilator drops Nick Morgan with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Nick Morgan drops The Annihilator with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (The bell rings) The Annihilator kicks Nick Morgan in the back of the leg. ]

Byron Dudley - The Annihilator with a kick.

[The Annihilator puts Nick Morgan in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Rhino Molson - arm grapevine!

[Nick Morgan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Annihilator. Now Nick Morgan is standing. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Nick Morgan takes The Annihilator down hard. Nick Morgan hits The Annihilator with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Nick Morgan stands up. The Annihilator throws Nick Morgan off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Now Nick Morgan is standing. The Annihilator tackles Nick Morgan and pummels his head. Nick Morgan is back on his feet. Nick Morgan gets sidewalk slammed by The Annihilator. ]

Byron Dudley - This is quality sports entertainment!

[The Annihilator measures Nick Morgan up and drops a closed fist. ]

Rhino Molson - The Annihilator executes a fist drop.

[The Annihilator moves back to his feet. The Annihilator puts Nick Morgan in an arm grapevine submission. Nick Morgan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Annihilator. The Annihilator measures Nick Morgan up and drops a closed fist. ]

Byron Dudley - The Annihilator with a fist drop.

[Now The Annihilator is standing. The Annihilator executes a huge gutbuster on Nick Morgan. Nick Morgan gets up. Nick Morgan tries for a t-bone suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Annihilator.]

Byron Dudley - Is this a great match or not?

Rhino Molson - Yeah, you know it.

[The Annihilator nails Nick Morgan with a double underhook suplex. The Annihilator sends Nick Morgan to ringside. Lenny Parker starts the count (.1) The Annihilator throws a chair at Nick Morganbut misses. The Annihilator dives head first into Nick Morgan. ]

Rhino Molson - Good falling head butt by The Annihilator.

[(..2)Adolf Von Schmidt comes to ringside and gets Lenny Parker's attention as The Annihilator swings a Steel chair and hits Nick Morgan. Nick Morgan is bleeding as a result.The Annihilator throws Nick Morgan back into the ring and clmbs in after him. The Annihilator sends Nick Morgan into Lenny Parker he goes down. The Annihilator puts Nick Morgan in an arm grapevine submission. The Annihilator chokes Nick Morgan.Adolf Von Schmidt climbs into the ring with a steel chair. Adolf Von Schmidt swings a Steel chair and hits Nick Morgan. Nick Morgan is bleeding as a result. Adolf Von Schmidt clotheslines Nick Morgan. Adolf Von Schmidt sucks chants start in the crowd. Nick Morgan gets snap suplexed by Adolf Von Schmidt. Ordered is restored. Lenny Parker gets up. The Annihilator takes Nick Morgan into the ring. Nick Morgan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Annihilator. Nick Morgan moves back to his feet. The Annihilator hits a jumping elbow thrust on Nick Morgan. The Annihilator sucks chants start in the crowd. The Annihilator locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Nick Morgan tries to escape. ... ... ... ... ... The Annihilator tightens the hold. ... Nick Morgan tries to escape. ... ... Nick Morgan tries to escape. Nick Morgan taps out. ]

Byron Dudley - The Annihilator has won the match!

Ernie Grant - The winner of this match, The Annihilator!!!

[Casius Pendragon]

Just as Ernie Grant makes the announcement about the winner of the match Atomic Dog by George Clinton starts to play and the crowd is wondering who is coming out now. So is the announce team.

Rhino Molson - Oh are you kidding me ? Atomic Dog really ?

Byron Dudley - Who the heck is coming out here ? I do like the theme music though.

Just then CPW Co-Owner Casius Pendragon walks out to the stage with a mic in his hand.

Rhino Molson - Oh man it's one of the bosses. This is going to be good.

Byron Dudley - If you say so.

Casius Pendragon - First off I would like to say congrats to The Annihilator for winning yet another match by tap out. Who would have thought that a 400 some pound monster would make people tap out like he has been doing.

The crowd on hand starts to chuckle a little bit.

Casius Pendragon - Now for the real reason I am out here. Nick Morgan you ask for a steel cage match against Adolf Von Schmidt to happen this Friday Night on Force.

Morgan is seen at the bottom of the ramp shaking his head and saying Yes I did.

Casius Pendragon - Well I am out here at this time to tell you that after careful consideration the CPW ownership team have decided to....

Just then Adolf Von Schmidt makes his way out to the stage with a mic in his hand.

Adolf Von Schmidt - I am not going to tell you again Morgan. I have bigger fish to fry then you. Just move on like I have already done. Romanov I am coming for you later tonight.

Casius Pendragon - Adolf I am glad you chose to come out here for this. You keep saying that you have bigger fish to fry. Yet you came out here earlier an yet again busted Nick open. So I am here to...

Adolf Von Schmidt - Yeah yeah yeah We all know what you are going to say. Hell even all these stupid Americans and the stupid Americans at home know what your going to say.

Casius Pendragon - Ok then Adolf. If you so smart then tell me what am I going to say ?

Adolf Von Schmidt - You you stupid American are going to say ladies and gentlemen this Friday Night on Force Adolf Von Schmidt will in fact face Nick Morgan inside a steel cage and he will beat him.

Casius Pendragon - You are somewhat right there Adolf. You will face Nick Morgan inside a steel cage this Friday on Force but it is not just a regular cage match.

Adolf Von Schmidt - What are you talking about ?

Casius Pendragon - The match will be a First Blood Steel Cage Match. Now how stupid is this American ?

Adolf Von Schmidt - You can't do that. I wont do it.

By this time Nick Morgan has now made up the ramp and has his own mic.

Nick Morgan - Adolf for two shows in a row now you have busted me open and made me bleed. Come this Friday night on Force I bust you open and make you bleed you stupid German.

The camera fades out and we go to commercial break.

[Casius Pendragon]

American by Birth. Rebel by Choice.

[Casius Pendragon]

We come back from the commercial break and the announce team is still in a small state of shock.

Rhino Molson - Can you believe what we just saw and heard before we went to the break ?

Byron Dudley - What the heck does he think he is proving by making the steel cage match a first blood steel cage match anyway ?

Rhino Molson - Well it looks like he is tired of Adolf Von Schmidt taking advantage of young Nick Morgan.

Byron Dudley - Taking advantage of Nick Morgan ? What are you talking about ? He is just trying to make a statement to the CPW and the rest of the wrestling world.

Rhino Molson - And just what might that statement be ? That I am Adolf Von Schmidt and I can do what I want when I want because I am a prick.

Byron Dudley - No it's I am Adolf Von Schmidt and I am here to kick your ass no matter who you are.

Rhino Molson - Well no matter what it is he better be ready for Friday Night. Now up to the ring for our next match.

[Casius Pendragon]

"Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire vs. Trayvon Hill (Standard Match)


Ernie Grant - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from St.Louis,Missouri, Trayvon Hill!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Trayvon Hill comes to the ring. ]

Ernie Grant - and his opponent, weighing in at 253 pounds, from Miami,Florida accompanied by Otto Pihos, "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire!!! (crowd boos ***)

[Music hits and Johnny walks on on stage and poses for the crowd. He then slowly walks to the ring stopping to tell the fans just how marvelous he is. Once in the ring he ask for a mic and tells the crowd I'm marvelous and your not so be jealous.Trayon Hill runs at "Mr. Marvelous" Johnny Desire and nails him with a huge clothesline. Trayvon Hill pick up him and drops "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Johnny Desire gets up kicks Trayvon Hill in the stomach and then grabs him. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire executes a pumphandle suplex on Trayvon Hill. (ring, ring, ring) Trayvon Hill punches "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire in the gut. ]

Byron Dudley - Trayvon Hill with a fist to midsection.

["Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire superkicks Trayvon Hill. Trayvon Hill climbs to his feet. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Trayvon Hill hits a spinning leg lariat on "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire sending him to the mat. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire is up again. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire tries for a inverted backbreaker but Trayvon Hill avoids it. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire and Trayvon Hill go to the floor Gino Wilson starts the count (.1) "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire cuts Trayvon Hill with a blade as his manager Otto Phios talks to the ref distracting him. Trayvon Hill is bleeding as a result. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire pretends to be hurt so Gino Wilson checks on him as Otto Pihos sends Trayvon Hill to the corner of ringside. ]

Rhino Molson - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.

[Trayvon Hill gets himself back together long enough so that "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire is speared by Trayvon Hill. ]

Byron Dudley - Good spear by Trayvon Hill. And Gino Wilson is still counting.

[Trayvon Hill stands up. They fight into the aisle. (..2) (...3) Trayvon Hill measures "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire up and drops a closed fist. ]

Rhino Molson - fist drop!

[Trayvon Hill climbs to his feet. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire climbs to his feet. (....4) "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire does a cartwheel and kicks Trayvon Hill in the face. Trayvon Hill moves back to his feet. (.....5) Trayvon Hill and "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire move back to ringside. Trayvon Hill and "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire move back into the ring. Trayvon Hill mule kicks "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire. Now "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire standing. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire nails Trayvon Hill with a belly-to-back suplex. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire stomps Trayvon Hill. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire stomps Trayvon Hill. Now Trayvon Hill standing. Trayvon Hill trys for a gut-wrench powerbomb but "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire avoids it. Trayvon Hill applies a nerve hold on "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Trayvon Hill tightens the hold. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire escapes. Trayvon Hill tackles "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire. Trayvon Hill measures "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire up and drops a closed fist. Trayvon Hill gets up. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire gets up. Trayvon Hill places "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. ]

Byron Dudley - Nice double underhook superplex by Trayvon Hill.

[Trayvon Hill with a falling splash on "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire. Now Trayvon Hill standing. Trayvon Hill fist drops "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire on the mat. Trayvon Hill gets back to his feet. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire piledrives Trayvon Hill. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire spins aroround Trayvon Hill's back and DDT's him into the mat. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire is back on his feet. Trayvon Hill gets up. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire executes a neck breaker. "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire catches Trayvon Hill in the crucifx and goes for the pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Rhino Molson - "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire has won the match!

Ernie Grant - The winner of this match, "Mr.Marvelous" Johnny Desire!!!

[Casius Pendragon]

Byron Dudley - There you go CPW fans Johnny Desire is now 2-0 after his impressive win here tonight on Rush.

Rhino Molson - All I can say is he tells us he will win and goes out and does it. He can only get better from here.

Byron Dudley - Rhino are you hearing this as well ?

Rhino Molson - Yes I am. We are being told that there is something going on in the back. Do we have a camera back there to show us what is going on.

The camera fades out for a few short seconds then comes on in the back where we see I.M. Drunk

[Casius Pendragon]

I.M. Drunk - Come out ,come out where ever you are. Come on guys this ain't funny anymore.

I.M. Drunk is walking through the back stage area opening all the unlocked doors he can find looking in them looking for something or someone. When Malcolm Reynolds walks over to him.

Malcolm Reynolds - I.M. Drunk what are you doing you have a match in a few minutes ?

I.M. Drunk - I can't find them. Have you seen them ?

Malcolm Reynolds - Have I seen who ?

I.M. Drunk - My Grand -Dad and my two best friends Jim and Jack.

Malcolm Reynolds - You lost you Granddad and you two best friends ?

I.M. Drunk - Yes I did. Have you seen them or not ? Come on guys you know I can't go out there unless I know your alright.

Malcolm Reynolds - Where was the last play you saw them ?

I.M. Drunk - They were with me when I get here. I took them to my dressing room and they all sat at the table in there with me. I got up to take a leak and when I came back they were all gone. Where oh where can they be ?

Malcolm Reynolds - Why don't we go look in your dressing room.

I.M. Drunk - Will you help me find them please ? I am so worried about them. I miss them. I need them bad.

Malcolm Reynolds - Yeah I will help you. Lets go.

The two men walk down the hall into I.M. Drunk's dressing room and the smell of piss and alcohol was so strong and so bad it made Malcolm almost throw up.

Malcolm Reynolds - How can you stand it in here ?

I.M. Drunk - What are you talking about ?

Malcolm Reynolds - Never mind lets just look for your grandad and friends.

They look all over the place until I.M. Drunk stops in his tracks and looks down at the floor by the table and sees three broken bottles on the floor.

I.M.Drunk - NOOOOo !!!!! NOOOO !!!!! NOO !!!!! It can't be. They can't be dead.

Malcolm runs over to where I.M.Drunk is standing and sees the broken bottles of Old Grand-Dad , Jim Beam, and Jack Daniel's.

Malcolm Reynolds - Are you serious ? Those are bottles of alcohol.

I.M. Drunk - Those are my friends idiot. Don't you have a heart ?

Malcolm Reynolds - Yes I do but really ?

The camera fades out and we go to a commercial break as I.M. Drunk sits on the floor crying over his alcohol abuse.

[Casius Pendragon]

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[Casius Pendragon]

We come back from the break.

Arrion Crews vs. I.M.Drunk (Standard Match)


Ernie Grant - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 301 pounds,, I.M.Drunk!!! (crowd cheers **)

[I.M.Drunk comes to the ring. ]

Ernie Grant - and his opponent, weighing in at 232 pounds, from Austin,Texas , Arrion Crews !!! (crowd boos **)

[Arrion Crews walks to the ring. Chris Huff is the referee for this contest. Chris Huff checks I.M.Drunk's boots and knee pads. Arrion Crews places I.M.Drunk on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) I.M.Drunk uppercuts Arrion Crews . Arrion Crews executes a swinging bulldog on I.M.Drunk driving I.M.Drunk's face into the mat. Arrion Crews gets back to his feet. I.M.Drunk moves back to his feet. I.M.Drunk hits Arrion Crews with a rolling elbow smash to the face. I.M.Drunk applies an arm wrench to Arrion Crews . I.M.Drunk applies an arm wrench to Arrion Crews . ]

Rhino Molson - I.M.Drunk executes a arm wrench.

[I.M.Drunk covers Arrion Crews hooking the leg. Chris Huff counts. ...1 ...2 Arrion Crews kicks out. ]

Byron Dudley - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Arrion Crews .

[Arrion Crews stands up. I.M.Drunk bounces Arrion Crews off the ropes and clotheslines him. Arrion Crews moves back to his feet. Arrion Crews trys for a side slam but is not strong enough to lift I.M.Drunk.Arrion Crews drags I.M.Drunk to the floor. Chris Huff starts the count (.1) (..2) I.M.Drunk gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Arrion Crews comes over and smashes I.M.Drunk's head into it. (...3) I.M.Drunk gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Arrion Crews with a headscissors takeover on I.M.Drunk. Arrion Crews is up again. (....4) Arrion Crews swings a Steel chair and hits I.M.Drunk. I.M.Drunk is bleeding as a result. ]

Rhino Molson - I wish every match could be like this!

[I.M.Drunk is up again. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. I.M.Drunk and Arrion Crews move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. I.M.Drunk applies the clawhold on Arrion Crews . Arrion Crews short lariats I.M.Drunk. Arrion Crews knees I.M.Drunk and rolls back to his feet. Arrion Crews measures I.M.Drunk up and drops a closed fist. ]

Rhino Molson - fist drop!

[Arrion Crews gets back to his feet. Arrion Crews hits I.M.Drunk with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Byron Dudley - I.M.Drunk takes a elbowdrop.

[I.M.Drunk climbs to his feet. I.M.Drunk throws Arrion Crews off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. I.M.Drunk chants start. I.M.Drunk gets back to his feet. I.M.Drunk drags Arrion Crews to the floor. Chris Huff starts the count (.1) ]

Rhino Molson - My God!! What a match!

[Arrion Crews is up again. (..2) Arrion Crews executes the jumping sidekick on I.M.Drunk. ]

Byron Dudley - Arrion Crews executes a jumping sidekick.

[I.M.Drunk moves back to his feet. (...3) Arrion Crews connects with a flying knee. I.M.Drunk goes down. (....4) Arrion Crews measures I.M.Drunk up and drops a closed fist. Arrion Crews climbs to his feet. I.M.Drunk hits Arrion Crews with the belly-to-belly suplex. I.M.Drunk moves back to his feet. (.....5) ]

Rhino Molson - I.M.Drunk'll be counted out.

[(......6) They fight into the aisle. I.M.Drunk and Arrion Crews move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. I.M.Drunk grabs Arrion Crews and applies an arm wrench. ]

Byron Dudley - Arrion Crews takes a arm wrench.

[Arrion Crews moves back to his feet. Arrion Crews hits a spinning leg lariat on I.M.Drunk sending him to the mat. I.M.Drunk is up again. I.M.Drunk connects with a flying knee. Arrion Crews goes down. ]

Rhino Molson - knee!

[Arrion Crews climbs to his feet. I.M.Drunk with a headbutt on Arrion Crews . ]

Byron Dudley - headbutt!

[I.M.Drunk uses a snap mare takeover on Arrion Crews . Arrion Crews is up again. I.M.Drunk grabs Arrion Crews 's head and DDT's him on the mat. I.M.Drunk moves back to his feet. Arrion Crews climbs to his feet. I.M.Drunk apllies the camel clutch on Arrion Crews . Chris Huff asks Arrion Crews if he quits. ... I.M.Drunk tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Arrion Crews escapes. I.M.Drunk executes the jumping sidekick on Arrion Crews . I.M.Drunk grabs Arrion Crews and applies an arm wrench. Arrion Crews trys for a power move but is unable to lift I.M.Drunk.Arrion Crews moves back to his feet. Arrion Crews uses a swinging DDT to plant I.M.Drunk's head into the mat. Arrion Crews climbs to his feet. Arrion Crews gorrilla presses I.M.Drunk. Arrion Crews goes for a pin. Referee Chris Huff makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Rhino Molson - We've got ourselves a winner!

Ernie Grant - The winner of this match, Arrion Crews !!!

[Casius Pendragon]

Rhino Molson - Wow !!! Crews has done it. He got his first win.

Byron Dudley - Yeah by beating a drunk. Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!

Rhino Molson - Be that as it may. He still won the match.

Byron Dudley - He still has not proved nothing to me yet.

Rhino Molson - Who the heck are you ?

Byron Dudley - You better know who I am fool. Lets get back to action.

[Casius Pendragon]

Thundercloud vs. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy (Standard Match)


Ernie Grant - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 302 pounds, from Austin,Texas, "Babyface" Bart Cassidy !!! (crowd cheers ***)

["Babyface" Bart Cassidy comes to the ring. ]

Ernie Grant - and his opponent, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Tahlequah,Oklahoma, Thundercloud!!!

[Flames of Fire hits. Thundercloud enters the stage and drops his head. He then tosses what looks like dust in the air which burst into Flames and or Fire. He then heads to the ring. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy drops Thundercloud with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Thundercloud. (the bell rings) "Babyface" Bart Cassidy hits a jumping elbow hrust on Thundercloud. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy punches Thundercloud repeatedly. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy mule kicks Thundercloud. Thundercloud gets back to his feet. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Thundercloud. ]

Byron Dudley - Thundercloud takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Thundercloud is up again. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy gets sent into the turnbuckle while Thundercloud hits him with a splash. ]

Rhino Molson - Thundercloud is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Thundercloud kicks "Babyface" Bart Cassidy in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. ]

Byron Dudley - Good sitdown faceslam by Thundercloud.

[Thundercloud locks "Babyface" Bart Cassidy in the odd octopus hold. Billy Ford asks "Babyface" Bart Cassidy if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... Thundercloud tightens the hold. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy escapes. ]

Rhino Molson - This is how wrestling should be!

[Thundercloud puts "Babyface" Bart Cassidy in an arm grapevine submission. Thundercloud goes for a pin. Billy Ford counts the pin. ...1 "Babyface" Bart Cassidy kicks out. ]

Byron Dudley - Not even close!

["Babyface" Bart Cassidy is up again. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy executes a huge gutbuster on Thundercloud. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy punches Thundercloud repeatedly. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy executes a headlock takedown. Thundercloud is back on his feet. Thundercloud piledrives "Babyface" Bart Cassidy into the mat. Kneelock submission applied by Thundercloud. Referee Billy Ford is checking for a tap out. ... ... "Babyface" Bart Cassidy escapes. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy gets up. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy uses a closed fist on Thundercloud. Thundercloud picks up "Babyface" Bart Cassidy and hits him with a Back Suplex. Thundercloud moves back to his feet. Thundercloud rolls onto "Babyface" Bart Cassidy connecting with a knee. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy hits a spinning leg lariat on Thundercloud sending him to the mat. Thundercloud moves back to his feet. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy kicks Thundercloud in the groin. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy chants start. "Babyface" Bart Cassidy executes the Supper DDT on Thundercloud! "Babyface" Bart Cassidy uses an inside cradle to pin Thundercloud. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Rhino Molson - "Babyface" Bart Cassidy has won the match!

Ernie Grant - The winner of this match, "Babyface" Bart Cassidy !!!

[Casius Pendragon]

Byron Dudley - Are you for real ? The Texan did it. He really did it.

Rhino Molson - Yes he did do it. He has made his family and friends very proud here tonight.

Byron Dudley - One win really did all that for him ?

Rhino Molson - Yes I believe it will and it has.

Byron Dudley - If you say so. But I can't see how in the hell it has.

Rhino Molson - Just trust me it has.

Byron Dudley - Trust you ? Are you for real ? Come on man ?

Rhino Molson - Trust me don't trust do what you want a really don't care. All I know is we have to pay the bills for the last time tonight.

To the last commercial break of the night.

[Casius Pendragon]